Friday, March 07, 2008
This Luciano here is
The Luckiest Luciano!
But other sources seem to be confirming this too;
though with vastly different arguments...
It says so right there:
"Luciano, on March 7th,
You Will Become the Luckiest Person Alive!"
Today is MY DAY, hence!
It's about TIME!
(I'd add "Bloody Hell" or something
but I am not British nor oafish!)
On this day, Luminous (\ô/) Luciano is finally
the Luckiest Luciano too!
Then again, it might not come to fruition...
Why do I say that?
Why would I be so self-defeating?
The habit of a lifetime!
In January, I was told that
"Luciano, on February 11th
it's Your Turn for a Lourdes Miracle"
(but I am partial to Fatima miracles, rather...)
And last November, it was this:
"Created for kings, but on December 9th,
Taureans can use it to help gain immense power and wealth"
(but, oops, I forgot to "use it" as prescribed
i.o.w. I forgot to PURCHASE it...!
I don't wear jewelry, see,
and, besides, aztec is so passé...)
... so told me 'R and B' anyway...!
(They who were selling to kings, apparently,
before making such creative sales pitches to MOI...)
I'll presume, therefore, that there is
a 50/50 chance that on this day
I will truly become
of all Lucianos...
I am the Luckiest
due to the previously-expressed reason
(in bolder & larger font, above...)
And I am "The Luckiest"
in the way expressed in word and song
on the playlist below...
(Hope it plays soundly for thee!)
A song mysteriously made its way
onto the above playlist
a tune titled "wizards are lucky"
by some band called "miskate"
(appropriately enough, yes.)
Well, I've deleted it, of course,
for even if that were true
harrypotterish luck runs out fast
and I am never going to be
a Wizards fan
(not even those who play hoops
in Washington - no.)
To the lucky wizards,
for their benefit,
I added another song to the playlist
instead of their own -
the Eels' "Your Lucky Day In Hell"