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Saturday, October 21, 2006

This is the end, my friend, the end, my friend - the end!

A satellite image released by NASA recently shows the minimum concentration of Arctic sea ice in 2005. On September 21, 2005, the sea ice extent dropped to 2.05 million square miles. The National Academy of Sciences said the Earth is running a slight fever from greenhouse gases. (AP Photo/NASA)

In fact, the Earth is the hottest it's been in roughly, oh, let's say 2,000 years? How much more apocalyptic do you want it to get than THAT...? Our venerable NASA adds that all this additional data is but more evidence that "human activities are responsible for much of the recent warming."

As with the findings of esteemed engineers concerning the collapse of that overpass up north (in Laval, QC.) - as with the amazing discoveries of publicly-funded concertations presided by pedantic politicians who usually deliver the news too... As with the alleged new information on what is truly going on in the White House and as with the diagnoses I hear damnable quack-doctors dispense with a disgustingly detached air - I cannot help but to go "duh" with all of this "evidence", "data" or whatever else they choose to call it...

IMHLO (you figure out what this latest luminous acronym means...!) - there is nothing new there at all for it was all so evidently and painfully clear already...! The so-called "experts" better find a plethora of other ways to legitimize themselves and justify their labels AND -most of all- salaries... QUICK! Otherwise...

The actual article about the planet heat-up is to be found in the comments section, for it is a long shot that you would still find it here!
Instead, click here to listen to the song that I quote in today's ominous post title and read my comment about the aforementioned song that you will be finding there as well!
Once again - it is simply luuuuuuuuuuuuminous!

Enjoy the end, my friends - it is at hand, my friends... For the ants!
And we are just as insignificant as ants in the Grand Scheme of Things too, so...


Friday, October 20, 2006

Luminous Time Machine

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In lieu of another LFNV (Luminous Friday Night Videos) - let's hop on TLB Prime's version of the waaaaaaay-waaaaaaaaaay back machine...
Just because I am feeling nostalgic, that's all...!
And so are those I hold in high regard! ;)

Nota Bene: that's not you K.T. - T.C. - R-M. and co.!


Thursday, October 19, 2006

Don't Be A Bully - Leave The Bulls Alone

No - not the Chicago Bulls!
And no - this is not inspired in the least by the "deeply moving message vehiculated by 'The Ant Bully'"... At all!
France is thinking of bringing back the "sport/spectacle" that is bullfighting a.k.a. touradas a.k.a. corridas NATIONWIDE...
Some French towns already have it though - in the south of the country...
A senseless so-called "spectacle" that has never ceased to disgust those with humane temperaments in countries such as Spain and Portugal...
THAT is what it rrrrrrrreally is...!
There are, of course, equal numbers of fanatics of the "spectacle" in those countries... Aye, it is one of the things I am not happy to say about Portugal, indeed...
What's the other, you ask? Trust me, all, YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW!
Don't ask questions - just do as I say!
Just click on here
Et ici...
E mesmo aqui tambem...!


Wednesday, October 18, 2006

The Greatest Action Story Ever Told...?!?

Ah, you gotta love those zany guys over at MAD TV...
God, forgive them for they do not know what they do - still, what they do manages to be respectful and hilarious at the same time! Kudos for that, funny guys! ;)
One can't help to feel, also, that James Cameron's brainchild was far less the inspiration for this (aside from the basic thinking: "hey, Termi came twice to protect some worthless cyberpunk named John Connor - surely there is worthier people to come protect from bodily harm throughout history - how about THE WORTHIEST OF ALL...?") than something else readily available out there... In fact, one cannot help wondering if the mere interaction (not to mention battles between) very apostle-like JEDI KNIGHTS and BATTLE DROIDS in Star Wars movies (particularly "Attack of the Clones"...) did not form the true basis for the following spoof...!
I believe that it surely did...
Enjoy it "while you can" - as always!

It comes complete with Portuguese subtitles too! Once again, I was fortunate enough to find such a subtitled version, on
Google ownership has not ruined it yet... Good! :)


Tuesday, October 17, 2006

the end is finally not just near - it is here!


Or rather HE THINKS really... but barely...!

Somebody is working really, really hard to make it all come to fruition (and subsequent nothingness) - real, real hard, yes...
Click on this link to get a preview, why don't you... This must be, in fact, the inspiration for all of the groundwork that is being done by this modern-day madman in Washington DC...
Where's Mr Smith gone to? He's supposed to be going to Washington - isn't he? Hasn't he reached his destination by now (Jolie in tow or not...!) - huh?
He's got a gun too - can't he do something here...?!?
Whoa - what have I just done! I dared infer that Dubya should be done in...
Recently, a schoolgirl did the same basic thing -only she was all graphic about it, on her page- and she got rewarded with a visit by the Feds! They actually were quite rough with her too, failing to recognize that she was no real threat to the so-called, alleged Prez... In fact, the FBI guys failed so lamentably to recognize the mere "teen angst-frustrated-without-much-of-a-cause except for the fact that Dubya does piss anyone-with-a-brain off" feel of the entire situation that, I am sure, the morons in suits will fail to recognize my tongue-firmly-in-cheek tone here too... IF they see it, that is, and, with the new "everything 1984 is new again" attitude in D.C. these days, I am positively certain that they will too...

Hence, without further ado, some funny "quotes" (are they all made-up - or are they for real? Verily, with Dumba$$ Dubya, one never really knows for sure...) but never quite "quotables" from our venerable Leader of the Free World...


Monday, October 16, 2006

Luminous *** YOU ROCK *** List...!!! - - - First Edition

Miami Dolphins -

You footed the bill for a college football player's cleats when the kid couldn't find a size 20 anywhere in his town - the NFL's Aquamen ordered it custom-made and gave it to him! How nice of them, eh? Nice guys do finish last - and get to pick first in the following year's draft!
Go, Aquamen, Go!

Bo Derek

You've championed the cause of horses across the land of the free and home of the brave - trying to spare them the ignominious fate that entails ending up on a plate as an European company has established itself in the U.S. - in horse-laden Texas but also in Illinois incidentally...
This alone proves that you remain a *10* - 4-ever!

Whoopi Goldberg

too! For the same reasons as Bo does - protesting the arrival of horsemeat factories on American soil but also demanding their shutdown - but also because of thy wondrous sense of humor on display since day one...! Too bad you never showed up in place of Bill back when WCW touted him as "Goldberg - the millennium man"...!
You, Whoopi, are closer to being a millennium personality than he ever will be...

Neil Diamond

Your songs "Morning Has Broken" and "Sing A Song Of Songs" (that is the title of it - isn't it?) prove what I've said all along - tons of mainstream tunes and mainstream artists can be found to be praising the Lord while catering to a mass audience! It is the best thing ever when we coax the agnostic, atheistic and other "hics" into PRAISING GOD UNBEKNOWNST TO THEM...!!!
(More on Neil later on this week... ;)

Bush Bashers

Don't let up on Dumbass Dubya now - he deserves every last bit of it! I shall do my part of the work too, I assure you! Tomorrow - a little "anti-tribute" to the most pathetic president (and wanna-be antichrist) of the modern era... Right here - on TLB Prime! :)

Cheney Smashers

even more! For you know who is truly behind all the evil manipulations... Who is truly pulling all the mischievous strings... Who is truly trying his darndest best to be the antichrist here (but he's nothing but an old fool though - for it is clear already that the evil, incredibly fiendish triple-6 guy will be coming out of the Middle-East - that odorous trouble spot right next to the esophagus and usually out-of-order...



You Save! You Heal! You Deliver! You Bless! You Will Judge Far More Rightfully And Righteously Than All Earthly Judges Combined (that means you too, Judge Judy... and Amy... and whoever it is anymore that holds the spot in the People's Court!!!)
Amen! :)


Sunday, October 15, 2006

Statistics Sundays Show That Darwin Didn't Know Diddly!


First things first, today we're officially mid-way through B.C.A.M. - Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Tis not only a concern for the ladies either - I know a man who once had breast cancer himself! "Man boobies" are at risk too, aye... It is no laughing matter and far from me any intention here of making any jokes at all.
Just do as the bruin with the ribbon on the left says - and have your breasts checked out this month and every other month - you'll be glad you did! ;)

Statistics show that over the course of a woman's life, she has a 1 in 8 chance of getting the disease. It is indeed also possible for men to develop breast cancer, although this is rare according to the experts...

I do not believe that cancer -or aids for that matter- is a form of "punishment" by God for any sins mankind may have accumulated over its long, lamentable history...
No, this is, indeed, evolution! And a Creator designed such evolutionary steps, evidently... He Knew what poor choices we'd make - way in advance! He Made us to live forever - IF we didn't pollute our air and our own food and water that is! We reap what we sow - and cancer as many other diseases are our own fault! We made our bed; let us lie in it! Just as we must live with the consequences of our acts in every other field - we must live with the consequences of what we say for instance (Pope Benedict knows it well now - a certain Kevin T will know it soon enough too! But I digress...)

Quiz on Evolution - on this hyperlink provided today - courtesy of - just dig into it, dude!
You'll be glad you did! ;)


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