Monday, April 04, 2005
tell a lie day today - no kidding - no lie!!! this time it's the genuine thing - for most of the world anyway - i'm not lying...!!!
I AM HAPPY.
There. There's your utterly blatant lie...
Want a bigger lie yet...? Maybe...?!?
I AM REALLY HAPPY.
Want a total and complete lie now?
I AM LEADING AN ABSOLUTELY BLISSFUL EXISTENCE...!
Not good enough -or bad enough; it gets hard to tell on days like these- for ya? Okay - try this for starters...
I HAVE BEEN LIVING IN PARADISE - COMPLETE WITH NON-STOP CONTENTMENT AND MERRIMENT SINCE I HAVE BEEN BORN UNTO THIS EARTH...!!!
There... my ''good deed'' of this tell a lie day is done... happy now? Eh? EH?!?
For more TRUE LIES - check with your officiating political figures; your authority figures; your spouses... *lol*
I went for a walk in the sunshine, today, and chirping loudly in the tree in the yard next door was the most beautiful robin I've ever seen. Suddenly, my dog came rushing out of the yard, yapping happily, which scared the poor bird so badly that it flew away in fright!
What is the truth, and what is the lie? You tell me! :D
Isn't that for later on... on "Tell A Riddle Day" though?!?
From where I'm standing, I'd say the sunshine is not true - there was none for me today! :(
I don't have a dog!
You should have known that, my friend; I'm fairly certain that I've talked of wanting a dog, because I don't have a dog...LOL
Of course - you're a cat person by choice ; whereas I am one by near penal decision... *LOL*
Better luck -for me- next year... eh?
"LUMINOUS LUCIANO - YOU HAVE JUST WON THE LOTTERY JACKPOT ESTIMATED AT 39,500,000$ - CONGRATULATIONS!"
I hope that the first lie you posted has come true,
I hope that the second lie you posted with very soon come true,
In time I hope that the third lie also will come true, maybe with my help!