Tuesday, September 20, 2005
guest luminous post today...
Bill Maher's open letter to the President:Mr. President, this job can't be fun for you any more. There's no more money to spend--you used up all of that. You can't start another war because you used up the army. And now, darn the luck, the rest of your term has become the Bush family nightmare: helping poor people.
Listen to your Mom.
The cupboard's bare, the credit cards maxed out. No one's speaking to you. Mission accomplished.
Now it's time to do what you've always done best: lose interest and walk away. Like you did with your military service and the oil company and the baseball team. It's time. Time to move on and try the next fantasy job. How about cowboy or spaceman?
Now I know what you're saying: there's so many other things that you as President could involve yourself in. Please don't.
I know, I know. There's a lot left to do. There's a war with Venezuela. Eliminating the sales tax on yachts. Turning the space program over to the church. And Social Security to Fannie Mae.
Giving embryos the vote.
But, Sir, none of that is going to happen now.
Why? Because you govern like Billy Joel drives.
You've performed so poorly I'm surprised that you haven't given yourself a medal. You're a catastrophe that walks like a man. Herbert Hoover was a shitty president, but even he never conceded an entire city to rising water and snakes.
On your watch, we've lost almost all of our allies, the surplus, four airliners, two trade centers, a piece of the Pentagon and the City of New Orleans. Maybe you're just not lucky. I'm not saying you don't love this country. I'm just wondering how much worse it could be if you were on the other side.
So, yes, God does speak to you. What he is saying is: "Take a hint."
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I have always been a Bill Maher fan.
Anyone who says out loud what deserves to be said but rarely ever is (due to damnable political correctness or -worse still- the alleged status of untouchability of certain characters...) - anyone who bashes deserving individuals, no matter how powerful they are and no matter the consequences - anyone who denounces stupidity that is leaning towards evil now... anyone like that has my support!
Hurray for Bill Maher!
*LOL* Giving embryos the right to vote... they'd make a wiser choice, I am sure! *LOL*
And I just know that the church would do wonders with the space program - imagine Raël with a budget and a truly GOOD PURPOSE... No one would doubt the existence of God within a mere few months!
Dubya in Space - I can see it too... he will want Eastwood, James Garner and Tommy Lee Jones to go with him though... plus a few Men In Black... a few Pigs (In Space)... and we cannot forget old man Cheney and tough guy Rumsfeld, now can we? Hopefully they will all set up base on the dark side of the moon - and then we will see Space:1999* finally come true before our very eyes! Why not, eh - Dubya has cost us all so much already - he can cost us the moon too while he's at it! The flip side of it is: we'll be rid of him as well... finally!
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Bark at the moon now, Bush.
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If all the people who do not agree with the way Bush is doing things in the US, would pray for God to guide him instead, I believe we would have a much better president!
Unfortunately instead of supporting our president, and praying for God to guide him with wisdom, people complain about what he is or isn't doing!
God wants us to Support and pray for our leaders, not to be disrespectful of them. If 1 out of every 100 Americans prayed for Bush, he would be a much better presedent. He IS only human after all!
People say they can do better, but until you are in his shoes you never know how you would handle the pressures he is faced with daily!
I am not a Bush lover, but I don't think bashing him is right either.
Have A Good Day (\ô/)
Countess
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Unfortunately instead of supporting our president, and praying for God to guide him with wisdom, people complain about what he is or isn't doing!
God wants us to Support and pray for our leaders, not to be disrespectful of them. If 1 out of every 100 Americans prayed for Bush, he would be a much better presedent. He IS only human after all!
People say they can do better, but until you are in his shoes you never know how you would handle the pressures he is faced with daily!
I am not a Bush lover, but I don't think bashing him is right either.
Have A Good Day (\ô/)
Countess
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